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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark!
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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? The bucket.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch? A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John? Princess Diana never became a queen of England.
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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson? Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A microwave stops when you open the door.
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
Lawyers (47), Ocean (1), Differences (15)

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