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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here." "Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
Baseball (5), Lord (2), Devil (1), Umpires (1), Sport (5)

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
New York Yankees (1), Boston Red Sox (1), Baseball (5), Fans (2), Morons (1)

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
Baseball (5), Wade Boggs (1), Steve Garvey (1), Pete Rose (1)

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games? Because he gets to see some balls.
Michael Jackson (7), Baseball (5)

What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Baseball (5), Laws (2)

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