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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

Clintons (1), Al Gore (2), Bill Clinton (12), Hillary Clinton (5), Chelsea Clinton (1)

Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers? O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
Golf (13), Bill Clinton (12)

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.

The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

God (23), Bill Gates (3), Bill Clinton (12), Al Gore (2)

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton? 1% said, "No" 2% said, "Yes" 97% said, "Never Again"
Bill Clinton (12)

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" exclaims the President. "It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?" "Just go ahead and pay it."
Bill Clinton (12), Abortion (2)

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex? When Hillary is out of town.
Bill Clinton (12), Hillary Clinton (5)

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.
Bill Clinton (12), Hillary Clinton (5)

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady.
Hillary Clinton (5), Bill Clinton (12)

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death." Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Hillary Clinton (5), Bill Clinton (12), Psychics (1), Death (12)

What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep Throat."
Watergate (1), Bill Clinton (12), Monica Lewinsky (2)

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."
Bill Clinton (12), Pope (1), Commandments (1)

Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Bill Clinton (12), Monica Lewinsky (2), Saxophones (1)

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